Cheap Phone Sex: What’s the CATCH!

You’re really eager to call!  You’ve got that tension in your mid section, your credit card is at the ready, but what you want is CHEAP PHONE SEX!  Affordable, cheap… That’s what we all want!

And so we set out to achieve exactly that!  We go in search of what we want, and we find something that feel “good”, we’re ready to pounce.

Of course, we take our time.  We want to make an informed decision.  We’re not going to be fooled. We’ll spend money only when we’ve found the deal we’re looking for!

We know all about the marketing gimmicks that are out there. The cheap and sneaky hidden clauses, deals that are designed exclusively to get you in! And then bingo! We’ve got something. And this particular deal sounds so sweet.

Do you want an example of such a deal?

If you want it really cheap, you’re not going to find anywhere else.  Call us and find out for yourself and if you’re a first caller, all you’ll pay is $30 for up to 30 minutes

How good is that! This one has to be one the cheapest offer out there, and hmmm…  You could really do with a 30 minutes of phone sexual bliss! But hang on a second.  What’s this deal really about?

  1.  if you’re a first caller…
  2. $30 for up to 30 minutes

What does this offer really mean? Well, here it is baby.  It’s like this.  Let’s say I was working for this particular company and you called, paid your thirty bucks, expecting 30 minutes of ecstasy. and instead of taking my time over this period of minutes you have paid for, I made you come in less than 10 minutes?  Yes, that’s right, a good and sexy woman, who is good at being a phone sex girl, (and I am really, really good) can make any man come within the first 10 minutes of the call.  It would that fast, you’d be done and so would the call!

I can hear you from here, if that ever happened to you!  “Wait a minute lady! I just gave you thirty bucks!  We’ve got 20 minutes left on the clock.  They are going to be available to me for my calls right?” But you already know what the answer to that question would be of course: NO.  You’re done for this deal. You’ll have to pay again next time you call, only this time your won’t be a first time caller any more!

Are you starting to see how this deal is designed to work?

For starters how much did you just pay for that “delicious offer”?

$30 and you were done in less than 10 minutes.  I can make most men come in 5 by the way! How much? $6 per minute!!!

Have you picked yourself up from the floor now that you understand how NOT cheap this offer is?

By now you must be thinking that every cheap phone sex offer is designed that way. To cheat. So what makes us different?

It’s very simple really

Our deals are advertised and there is no room for confusion.  You’ll know everything you need to know because there are no hidden clauses.  We make it clear and simple.

We have been providing phone orgasms of more than a decade and we know a thing or two about customer satisfaction and believe me, cheating isn’t on the menu!

Want to try us?  Now you can. Come on baby, pick up the phone!